(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:*sips* “Gotham is safe.”

wrongaudience:

geekerrific:

soullesshusk:

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

OH MY GOD PLEASE EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME PLEASE WATCH THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL SMILE AND IT’S SO ADORABLE OMFG

This is amazing.

Holy amazeballs. That was awesome.

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(Source: awlcaps)

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(Source: mileyfloyd)

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midnightonthesunrise:

0bservingth3s3—-sk3l3t0ns:

Fuck. Song is back in my head……wait *Tegan and Sara’s song comes in* nope it’s back again.
Sigh.
Catchy ass melodies.

(Source: sorryibelongtomyheart)

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

thatanomalousblog:

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

(Source: lilowlythings)

fuckyeahlaughters:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.
Phone died: this gif.
Failed a test: this gif.
Period: this gif.
Lots of homework: this gif.
I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

fuckyeahlaughters:

This gif can work for pretty much everything.

Phone died: this gif.

Failed a test: this gif.

Period: this gif.

Lots of homework: this gif.

I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.

(Source: bit.ly)

“When two people love each other like you two do, everything works out.”

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